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crunted by aimee_the_crunted_lover December 11, 2006
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cunted fuck
Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012
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Cunted Creature
A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019
cunted off
Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010
Cunted hump
A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.
Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"
Man: "You great cunted hump!!"
Man: "You great cunted hump!!"
Cunted hump by Mickyboy January 29, 2007
Double Crunked
Double Crunked by Character-Zero April 16, 2005
Double Cunted
To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.
It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"
"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
Double Cunted by ezydriver December 9, 2008
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