Crunker 

An alcoholic and/or partier.

Lindsey-"Henry got completely shit faced over the weekend,just like the week before."

Alex-"Yeah,he's a totally crunker."

Crunker by cock-a-doolittle. October 24, 2008

crunker 

Contrary to the definition surroudning, the word "crunker" is a comparative. Used in the phrase, "He's a totally crunker," crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. A noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.

Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.

He's totally crunker than she is.

He's a totally crunker partier than she is.

He's a total crunker.

crunker by dolarrah April 27, 2010

Butt Crunker 

Derivative of the butt head genre. It is an insult to one who acts worse than a butt head, butt nugget, or butt foot.

Quit acting like a friggin Butt Crunker

Butt Crunker by Fayt8 February 25, 2005

mother crunker 

a pg-13 version of mother f%cker

ultimate fighter josh koscheck is a mother crunker.

mother crunker by minchmonster October 7, 2007

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Chunker hansley 

A a very hot mysterious man who stars in zoom bombing

Chunker Hansley is incredibly attractive

Chunker hansley by joe mama lol April 3, 2023

Chunker Hansley 

Chunker Hansley is a fat man who enjoys attending Zoom Meetings and is considered to be a Zoom Bomber. He stars in Fireyseal's videos where he does zoom bombing and annoys people in zoom meetings. his favorite restaurant is taco bell (all though it may be considered fast food). british people find him really attractive.

bro did you see chunker hansley in that zoom meeting today?
nah bro

damn

Chunker Hansley by Fireyseal April 3, 2023