crunkapwn

To own in a trully devastating and flashy manner.

Yo son, you jus' crunkapwned that fool!

by Face the Lumberjack January 19, 2007

crunkaport

1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there

Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here

Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's

by Mrgoodhair February 15, 2009

crunkadunk

variation of crunk, you can use it pretty much any time you use 'crunk'

Woman: will you drink with me?
Man: definitely, it seems crunkadunk when your drunk

by bizzy d March 18, 2004

crunktown

charlotte, north carolina, as it is referred to by local hip-hop disc jockies.

"yo yo yo is crunktown in the house?"

by ihatejesus July 13, 2006

crunkadunk

a drunk woman with a fine ass

"Check out that crunkadunk on the dancefloor"

by freebird nelswan March 18, 2009

Crunkalanche

Forcibly defecating "crunk juice" and food (potentially unmasticated)in an avalanche of diarrhea and solid waste.

May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.

Yo

I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides

Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'

Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused

Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!

Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet

Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek

Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there

Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)

by TA, INC., Lil Jon, Zaphod, beakdotcom July 14, 2006

crunkalunky

the state of being fairly, but not completely, inebriated.

i'm getting crunkalunky tonight at the brickskeller!

by alex April 24, 2003