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Crunkalanche 

Forcibly defecating "crunk juice" and food (potentially unmasticated)in an avalanche of diarrhea and solid waste.

May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
Yo

I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides

Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'

Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused

Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!

Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet

Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek

Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there

Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
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Drunkalanche 

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.
What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.
Drunkalanche by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012