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1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there
Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here

Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's
by Mrgoodhair February 15, 2009
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