crunkaport

1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there

Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here

Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's

by Mrgoodhair February 15, 2009

Crankapotamus

A Hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth.

-Tends to jump around and sweat alot.
- Has very bad teeth
-Known to maul grown men

Did you hear about Steve? He was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus.

by Monoheartsyou July 2, 2011

crunkapolis

A greographical area that is a backyard for the house that is in a city that is in a country that is on this planet that is crunk in nature, appearence, ambiance, or through the nature of the events that take place there; A generally crunk or badass area behind a house where crunk happens.

Dude, we went over to Matts house last night and he BBQed and his backyard is totally the crunkapolis!

by Crunkapoli October 30, 2006

crunkworthy

someone or something that is crunk as hell and is worthy of the title.

That new lil jon and da eastside boyz new song is fo sho crunkworthy!

by Mandy November 25, 2003