crunk monkeys
crunk monkeys by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007
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monkey crunk
monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004
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crunky monkey
As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009
CRANK THE MONKEY
It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.
I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?
CRANK THE MONKEY by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006
Monkey Chunk
A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.
The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.
Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.
Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.
The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.
Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.
Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.
The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Monkey Chunk by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
Crunkmonkey
Crunkmonkey by allotta fagina #23 November 2, 2009
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