To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey
Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.
by The Neech Prince August 27, 2004
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monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee
kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys
by skeet busicuit November 10, 2007
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