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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap
Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP
Crunch Snap by loljazzi February 5, 2020

Crunch Snap

A term you use in a poetry class
Crunch Snap by loljazzi February 5, 2020

crunch sandwich 

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.
person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.
crunch sandwich by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012

crunch-stench 

1) a fetid smell that applies to one stench alone: that of catshit. thus and so since the crunch-stench of a witch's familiar causes a distinct "*crunch* my god would that i'd be elsewhere in the nick of time... to avoid this *crunch.*"

on a molcular level or, as certain departments would have it, what it actually happening here is the high iron content typical in the diet of a cat is acting like a bastard on the palatte, not only grating whatever, fags booze or aged cheese eg stilton is on there of the sufferer to begin off, but also dressing the wound with shit particles.

2) the derivative of what it is to be bested
having consumed ~yard of purple tin (and this applies to BOTH definitions, not that we all don't enjoy a good listing) steve-dave for some reason stepped outside to piss, i mean like this is outside his own house, to be greeted right (your left) templewise with a bastard. down he goes, into the local witch's familiar's ~week, ~week 1/2 old shit.

ooooh... now that's gotta crunch-stench.
crunch-stench by silencut March 1, 2009

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers