crumpie
crumpie by PandaPandaPanda November 10, 2007
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crumpet party
The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010
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crumpie • crumpet • crumping • Crumpin • crumped • crumpit • Crumpled • Crumpeting • Crumpetmuncher • Crumple
crumpler
A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
paradox-absorbing crumple zones
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004
Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
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