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Crumpet buttering 

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

butt crumpets

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.
butt crumpets by jam13 September 14, 2006

Buttering the crumpet 

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus
after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

buttered crumpet 

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.
Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

buttered crumpet 

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.
Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.
That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.
buttery crumpet by anonymous August 18, 2022