crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

crumpet butt by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

Crumpet buttering 

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

Crumpet buttering by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

butt crumpets

British form of dingleberries

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.

butt crumpets by jam13 September 14, 2006

Buttering the crumpet 

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

Buttering the crumpet by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

buttered crumpet 

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

buttered crumpet by diseased quail June 14, 2011

buttered crumpet 

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

buttered crumpet by diseased quail June 14, 2011

buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

buttery crumpet by anonymous August 18, 2022