crumblins 

The leftover crumbs (and frosting!) of any delicious baked good left in the bottom of the pan and all mixed together.

"Dude, those crumblins from your birthday cake were soooo good!"
"Hey! You ate my crumblins?! What's the basis?!"

crumblins by sbad27 January 2, 2012

Crumblin'

When you so damn tired that just about anything is hilarious.

"Ay man look at my cot"
*Uncontrollable laughter*
"Bro that wasn't even funny"
"My bad, I'm Crumblin' "

Crumblin' by anonymous July 10, 2021

Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014

"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"

Bread Crumbing by Grazzz September 23, 2014

them crumblies 

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.

*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies

them crumblies by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

Fudge Crumpling 

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

Fudge Crumpling by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

crembling 

When you are so excited that you cry and tremble at the same time.

I went to the clinic and got a DNA test; I found out Rodney was the baby-daddy and I started crembling!

crembling by LAZZINC December 15, 2010