crumbkakke

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First used in a smosh video (Trivial Pursuit: Try not to laugh #6 (Chosen Edition))

It’s when you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle it over someone’s face

Spencer: which country is home of the cookie-like Crumbkakke
Shayne: I’d never partake in that! You know that! I’d never fap! I do not watch crumbkakke.

crumbkakke by Qishrbaks May 25, 2024

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Crumbkakke

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.

Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!

Crumbkakke by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024

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crumbkakke

The act of crumbling up a bunch of cookies and sprinkling it all over someone's face, replacing the cum in the sexual act of bukakke. This term was coined by Spencer Agnew of Smosh.

"I do not partake in that, you know that. I do not fap, I do not watch crumbkakke" -- the Chosen (Smosh Games - Chosen Trivial Pursuits)

crumbkakke by ykwtdwtbfbwww June 15, 2024

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upside-down crumbcake

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks

that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

upside-down crumbcake by patthebat August 4, 2010

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crumbcakes

the best anti-swearword ever!

Oh crumbcakes! I lost my calculator before the final exam!

crumbcakes by anti-swearwordomnom January 27, 2011

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Vagius Crumbcake

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.

1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake

Vagius Crumbcake by Freddy June 11, 2006

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apple crumbcake

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.

Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.

apple crumbcake by PMS crew November 30, 2006

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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