crudity

Crudity. Cruel and inhumane nudity. Generally nudity not intended for the faint of heart.

- "Oprah has just done a spread for the newest Playboy issue"
- "Oh snap, crudity!"

by Le Vis. December 30, 2010

Crudite

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

by bss120 August 19, 2022

Cruzity

Basically, it's a filler; a word used for when you don't know what to say or lost your train of thought; or when you aren't paying attention to a conversation when it comes around to say what your opinion is. It leaves the opponent with a bottomless pit while you slowly back out of the convo PLO Style

Friend: Yeah man the last time I got my freak on was two months ago, it was with this old lady who didn't really know what to do. It was funny how we met etc....

You: (Very irritated) Yeahhh Cruzity (then walk away)

Friend: Wtf? cruzity?

You: (half way gone)

by Nik Hoyt April 4, 2008

Cruidity

Improper act or crudeness

Belching in someone's face. "Please excuse my cruidity"

by Neko-kun October 5, 2005

crudite

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007

Crudites

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.

"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."

by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022

clearwater crudites

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005