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Crudites 

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.
"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."
Crudites by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022
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clearwater crudites 

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.
"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"
Related Words
A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)
Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now
Crudite by bss120 August 19, 2022
carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.
Would you care for any crudite today Miss?
crudite by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007
of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha
carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite
crudite by Lululime April 6, 2010

Crudities 

When Eleanor doesn't want to go to bed in
case any crudities are spray-painted on her
garden wall
"No you're just trying to get rid ot me so you
can spray crudities on my wall"
Crudities by ramblingmenopause July 21, 2022
crudité noun

cru· di· tés | \ ˌkrü-di-ˈtā

krᵫ-dē-ˈtā

pol· i· ti· cian | \ ˌpä-lə-ˈti-shən

Definition of politician
1
: a person experienced in the art or science of government
especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government
2
a
: a person engaged in party politics as a profession
b
often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

Examples see:

Search for Dr Oz Crudité video
Do you trust any Crudité? No, they all so slimy.
Crudité by Mikeydfines August 20, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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