Crudites 

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.

"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."

Crudites by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022

clearwater crudites 

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

clearwater crudites by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005

Crudite 

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

Crudite by bss120 August 19, 2022

crudite 

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

crudite by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007

crudite 

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha

carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite

crudite by Lululime April 6, 2010

Crudities 

When Eleanor doesn't want to go to bed in
case any crudities are spray-painted on her
garden wall

"No you're just trying to get rid ot me so you
can spray crudities on my wall"

Crudities by ramblingmenopause July 21, 2022

Crudité

crudité noun

cru· di· tés | \ ˌkrü-di-ˈtā

krᵫ-dē-ˈtā

pol· i· ti· cian | \ ˌpä-lə-ˈti-shən

Definition of politician
1
: a person experienced in the art or science of government
especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government
2
a
: a person engaged in party politics as a profession
b
often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

Examples see:

Search for Dr Oz Crudité video

Do you trust any Crudité? No, they all so slimy.

Crudité by Mikeydfines August 20, 2022