Crudite 

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

Crudite by bss120 August 19, 2022

crudite 

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

crudite by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007

crudite 

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha

carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite

crudite by Lululime April 6, 2010

Crudité

crudité noun

cru· di· tés | \ ˌkrü-di-ˈtā

krᵫ-dē-ˈtā

pol· i· ti· cian | \ ˌpä-lə-ˈti-shən

Definition of politician
1
: a person experienced in the art or science of government
especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government
2
a
: a person engaged in party politics as a profession
b
often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

Examples see:

Search for Dr Oz Crudité video

Do you trust any Crudité? No, they all so slimy.

Crudité by Mikeydfines August 20, 2022

crudimentary 

A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.

My game is currently in it's crudimentary stage, so don't be offended by the disgusting visuals.

crudimentary by Deathtruth June 2, 2013

Crudster

A crudster is someone who has taken the hipster image and persona to an extreme. They are often seen in tight cut off jeans and low V-neck T-shirts. Purple is a popular color in the crudster wardrobe. They usually do not use deodorant, never make-up and shave rarely. Crudsters frequent dive bars and indie venues, usually in dilapidated neighborhoods because it allows them to feel avant-garde. Like hipsters, crudsters eschew mainstream culture but put much effort into maintaining a cruddy appearance while doing so.

"This place looks decent. Wanna check it out?"

"Nah man, tons of crudsters hanging outside."

Crudster by senyour August 24, 2010

crudity 

Crudity. Cruel and inhumane nudity. Generally nudity not intended for the faint of heart.

- "Oprah has just done a spread for the newest Playboy issue"
- "Oh snap, crudity!"

crudity by Le Vis. December 30, 2010