Crudite

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

by bss120 August 20, 2022

crudite

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

by Lara/Hebe March 24, 2007

Crudites

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.

"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."

by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022

crudite

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha

carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite

by Lululime April 7, 2010

clearwater crudites

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

by Urban Doofus February 16, 2005

cruditated

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adj.

Used to describe something that has degenerated into an unpleasant form of it's former self.

The limes at the bottom of my Corona bottle are all cruditated.

by Lisa Koehn March 9, 2009