crudged

He totally crudged that

crudged by Nibster March 21, 2017

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Crudge

The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.

"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."

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To assemble, build or construct in a haphazard way.

The red neck cludged together a side room on his mobile home. The cludged side room had a tin roof which screamed "We are Whitetrash."

cludged by Christohper8NY December 25, 2007

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"That stupid crudger just asked what language they speak in England!"

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A foxy, toothless midget that runs around video games looking for hidden spaces

I just saw Crudger fall off that hill, and he has such a cute corpse.

Crudger by SweetOkole December 23, 2009

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a feeble boy who is generally "uncool"

"get out of my way you f**king crudge"

Crudge by soupeter February 3, 2009

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to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.

" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."

crudge by Messy101 February 13, 2008

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