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The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.
"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."
by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017
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to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.
" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."
by Messy101 February 13, 2008
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