Crudge

The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.

"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."

by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017

Crudge

a feeble boy who is generally "uncool"

"get out of my way you f**king crudge"

by soupeter February 3, 2009

crudged

To mess something up badly

He totally crudged that

by Nibster March 21, 2017

crudge

to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.

" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."

by Messy101 February 13, 2008

crudge

jockstrap

"hoisted out the crudge"

by noixz January 14, 2009

crudge

a huge tit or nipple

That chick had a huge crudge!

by Tyler Niles January 13, 2008

Crudge

(Verb) To remove Crud from something. Coming from the words "Crud" and "Fudge." To "Crudge it" or "Crudge off!" (Get the crud off by crudging it).

"Crudge off, Philip!"

"Crudge you!"

"Go Crudge yourself"

by Eugene.Mahound666_S.E.H. March 28, 2025