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to crucify 

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.

N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start an American Communist Revolution.
to crucify by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2013

crucify the savior 

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.
Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!
crucify the savior by GabrielSix August 21, 2005

crucify dat ho 

Fucking a girl in the ass with her arms spread apart while you hold onto them, thus making it look as if she is in the crucifixition position.
Man, I had to crucify dat ho last night; it was a religious experience!

Crucifaded

(kroo-suh-fā-děd)
intransitive verb

1) to be in a state of loose consciousness while under the influence of external substances, physical or otherwise, (such as alcohol, drugs, or the holy spirit) to an extent which one believes they have transcended the earth and entered into the spiritual realm or heaven.

2) To become so wasted one's conscience becomes guilty and an urge is felt to overcome any after effects and go to church in the morning

3) (Slang) - to be knocked unconscious in a physical confrontation in one blow to the head. The victim suffers such shock while unconscious they see "the light" or believe themselves to be transcending their physical body.

Etymology: This word is a compound derivative of the terms crucified and faded.
Let's get Crucifaded tonight man!

I can't make that sacrifice for mankind. I've got to work in the morning

So do I, but I think I'll go to church instead.
Crucifaded by SlickRebel January 6, 2011
The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.
Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."
A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.
"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."

"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"
Crucify by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009