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Joe has a really big crtong.
crtong by Chravis Chreeves August 5, 2018
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a word said when one cannot simply just "cringe", the subject of discussion is so unbelievably cringe worthy that you cannot contain yourself and cronge is shouted, an upper level of cringe
"OMG, i was so drunk last night that i slept with that johnny guy, the really ugly one from that band?"

"omglmao, CRONGE!"
cronge by coaguL8 July 29, 2009
Related Words
crtong Crong cronge Crongle crongite Crongus criong cronga Crongarts Cronged

Crongite 

(n.) twitter user @bigpenisman3000
(adj. 1) a foreign entity
(adj. 2) another name for "walmart"
(adj. 1) did you ever figure out what the crongite really is?

(adj. 2) heading to the crongite do you want anything?

(n.) what’s up crongite?
Crongite by sleepycatboy October 27, 2020
Brampton slang referring to an extremely cringe inducing action or state
Oi bruv this crong mandem take my shorty, like square up bhenchod
Crong by WhyKai May 20, 2020
Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals
Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there
Crongle by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

crongodlinging 

A word describing a person who is doing something that makes them look incredibly stupid.
"Dude you got drunk last night, and started crongodlinging all over the place!"

Crongleous 

An underdeveloped human being. Cronglei can be used when referring to multiple people.
God damnit Forehead, you're such a crongleous
Crongleous by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019
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