crowner

Name: crowner Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Crow 1 - Check out that hot crow!

Crow 2 - Wow, she's giving me such a raging crowner... I'm gonna need a few minutes before I can fly.

crowner by Ziggy l May 10, 2009

Get the crowner mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Crowner

When someone takes a shit and you shove the turd log back inside the person's asshole

"I'm gonna give you a crowner!" Yelled Bill. Little did he know, Tommy was into that...
Gurt:yo

Crowner by The bestest dogboy June 8, 2025

Get the Crowner mug.

Related Words

crowner • clownery • crowned • Croner • crooner • crowder • clowner • Crowler • Crowdered • Crowder’s Law

clownery

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

clownery by poetseed June 24, 2008

Get the clownery mug.

clownery

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown

jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery

clownery by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Get the clownery mug.

Crowder chowder

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum

Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder

Crowder chowder by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021

Get the Crowder chowder mug.

Clownery

When someone (anyone) is doing something stupid, or completely foolish for no given reason.

Whether it’s giving an opinion that no one asked for on social media, or yelling at your kid in public

“White people with braids?”,
“Get this clownery off my explore page”

Clownery by Whytbwhy April 18, 2019

Get the Clownery mug.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

Get the I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England mug.

Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

Word of the Day on November 5, 2026

Get the Yap Trap mug.

Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

Get the Blexas mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.