crotch-low
crotch-low by urbancreat0r March 22, 2016
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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck
To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
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crotchload
another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006
Crotchlobster
Crotchlobster by Christof October 14, 2004
crotchtower
A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"
"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."
crotchtower by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016
crotchlock
crotchlock by Sophia April 20, 2005
Harriet Critchlow Syndrome
When a nerdy girl undergoes puberty and develops a pleasurable aesthetic and personality change, appearing as if undertaking more sexual acts ( a girl gets hot and slutty out of nowhere)
Guy:" Dude, did jenny fletcher get hot all of a sudden?"
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."
Harriet Critchlow Syndrome by master-pwanker September 18, 2015
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