Crotch Muffin 

Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.

Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.

Crotch Muffin by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011

Crotch Muffin 

When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.

" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"

Crotch Muffin by Bradley James Wilson December 16, 2008

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

Muffin Crotch by squinthouse June 4, 2010

Chotch Muffin 

A girls private region(Vagina) which is is unfortunately filled with muffin like substance rather than what would normally be expected.

"Dude did you get in her Chotch Muffin?"

"Nah man too much Poppy seed"

Chotch Muffin by Buttweed of Triktaktilik November 16, 2009