Crotch Muffin

Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.

Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.

by longrodMcDong October 27, 2011