crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Old lady crotch fat

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004

crotchfat

Relatively self-explanatory - the mound of fat, found usually in women but sometimes in men - over the crotch in very obese people. Also spelled crotch fat.

My high school librarian had some serious crotchfat - I don't know how she can even fit in her pants.

by BWS55 February 11, 2008

Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crotchface

What my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a vagina fighting its way thru all the hair.

"don't even think of getting near me with that nasty ass crotchface! go shave that shit! if i wanted to make out with a vagina,i sure as shit wouldnt be married to you!" she said to him.

by CRUEFAN March 14, 2011

crotchface

(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface

guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!

by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009

Crotchfang

A girl with fanglike teeth on her vaginal area. Also an insult word for an untolerable person.

That young man is a crotchfang.

by smartybiatchsquadron August 4, 2006