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an awesome blossom, who rocks like a chicken smock. a crotchface killah can usually be found near a lilly rat and always loves you and will never white glove you. occasionally, people will wonder "what's wrong wit yer arms?" but they're ok, crotchface killah's just like other people to steer their cars, or when in the mood to drive they will request that you rest your thumbs. a crotchface killah is fun to eat with because they will make babies out of various dips and never hesitate to put an entire rosie's special on the back of a passed out guy's head.
that crotchface killah is tha shit! look at that sweet lilly rat it's right next to.
by jkillah41782 February 03, 2010
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