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Potato Chip Crotch Crust 

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.
After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

crotch crustacean 

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.
I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

crusty crotch 

when a vast amount of semen is projectiled towards your pubic area and left to dry up.
yeah i blew all over her pussy she didn't wipe it up, in the morning she had a crusty crotch
crusty crotch by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
Crusty Crouch by UwU crust July 20, 2019

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026