crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

fire crotch bitch

Fire.Crotch.Bitch. Also known(via text) as fbc

Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)

Nitsua: So like I was talking to Haras the other day.
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!

by Ezhar. June 15, 2009

Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

by ederpaka September 3, 2010