When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.
The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'
They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'
They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
by amulet_1972 March 07, 2009
Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 29, 2009
The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
by amulet_1972 March 07, 2009
A term describing a passionate kiss with a black person (or doll).
(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
Bruce puckered up and turned off the light. He had 12 barbie dolls lined up on his pillow but tonight was a special night. It was 'gollisnog' night.
by amulet_1972 July 04, 2009