amulet_1972's definitions

booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.

Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.

by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009

snout you out

To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.

SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!

GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

kersquidgidy

A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.

Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"

Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.

by amulet_1972 October 16, 2008

Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.

Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.

Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.

by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009

bush doctor

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.

My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.

by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009