amulet_1972's definitions
by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009
Get the bush doctormug. A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
Get the booger ballsmug. A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the Dairy Share Holdermug. A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
Get the jiggle exoskeletonmug. To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.
SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the snout you outmug. The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
Get the niggertronmug. A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
Get the ball-squigglemug.