amulet_1972's definitions

snout you out

To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.

SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!

GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.

Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.

Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.

Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.

by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009

gollisnog

A term describing a passionate kiss with a black person (or doll).

(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)

Bruce puckered up and turned off the light. He had 12 barbie dolls lined up on his pillow but tonight was a special night. It was 'gollisnog' night.

by amulet_1972 July 4, 2009

ball-squiggle

A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).

A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.

Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.

Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?

Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.

by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009