A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
by amulet_1972 October 06, 2008
Get the Botched crotchmug. A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
Get the ball-squigglemug. A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.
Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
by amulet_1972 October 16, 2008
Get the kersquidgidymug. by amulet_1972 March 06, 2009
Get the bush doctormug. When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the Security Leakmug. Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009
Get the Special People Smugglersmug. A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
Get the Long Dong Mongmug.