18 definitions by amulet_1972
The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
Refers to the general genital area of a female. More specifically it can refer to the clitoris.
Also it can be another expression for a "bitch".
Also it can be another expression for a "bitch".
EXAMPLE 1:
Last night I was gobbing on Gabby's girl-prick while she gagged on my ghoulies in the 69 position.
EXAMPLE 2:
She side-swiped my car door! What a girl-prick!
Last night I was gobbing on Gabby's girl-prick while she gagged on my ghoulies in the 69 position.
EXAMPLE 2:
She side-swiped my car door! What a girl-prick!
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
Attractive woman: *strange look*
by amulet_1972 September 1, 2008