crongful 

getting a boner whilst looking at children

caspar is crongful

crongful by oliverlikesboys January 2, 2022

Crongulation 

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.

Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"

Crongulation by mottleyc February 14, 2013

crongulated 

To get crushed by shrinking walls.

If you don't leave your room in enough time, you'll get crongulated.

crongulated by ThatOtherDude1817 February 7, 2019