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1. a person, thing, or action that can be described by any of the following terms: gay, stupid, completely irrelevant, non nonsensical, absurd, not funny, retarded, creepy, or annoying.

2. To do something that can be described by any of the above mentioned terms
Person 1: Check out that weird guy over there staring at those girls.
Person 2: Jesus, what a croal. He is not getting any tonight

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to throw a rock at this car.
Guy 2: Come on, man, quit croalin' around
croal by LUCATONIROXS!!! November 22, 2009
legend.. musical... amazing.. everyone wants to be one.. some people worship them - the croals
i have a shrine to the amazing croals!
croal by wooohey! October 8, 2008

Coal Top 

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
Coal Top by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020
A person that is very sweet and kind to everyone around her. She is the most caring person ever and will always be by your side no matter what. She loves getting in close with her lover, and her kisses are amazing. When she holds u tight u don't want it to end. She is the best girlfriend you'll ever have, she is such an amazing person. She loves being outdoors and going on adventures, she is an animal lover and will always put a huge smile on your face. She's got that cute look and is always adorable that u can't resist but gaze into her eyes. You'll be lucky if you find a Coralyn she the perfect girl to have and be with.
She's perfect for me I think her name is Coralyn
Coralyn by ItsMeUrLover July 20, 2017

Coal Toll 

when a white girl dated a black guy and he beats her or knocks her up and leaves
burn the coal, pay the toll
Stephanie: why would tayshaunell do this?
Everyone:she paid the coal toll
Coal Toll by CBT enthusiast January 14, 2020

coal toll 

When a white woman dates a black man and she gets knocked up and he leaves.
Karen paid the coal toll when Tyrone left her with a baby :)
Trixie thought she had been good all year and asked Santa Claus to bring her a puppy for Christmas, but when she woke up Christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named Pepper and he became her Pet Coal. She marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.
Pet Coal by NonnaK December 24, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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