| CRAH-ster-full |
adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.
(also: crastery, noun)
The
act of being crasterful.
One is crasterful in an authentic way when
one demonstrates the depth of
oneās skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.
One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when
one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when
one does not really know what one is
talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.
Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of
oneās crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is āin the zone,ā even if that zone is incorrect.
Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful
smile. This look simply says, āYou should listen to me, because I know what I'm
talking about.ā The telltale signs of a crasterful
smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also
common.
āMy snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. Iām glad sheās so crasterful!ā
āI am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse
Tysonās scientific crastery.ā
āTake it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.ā
āIn my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.ā
āI was really crasterful while writing this
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āJ.K. Simmons always gets typecast as āthat crasterful guy,ā but heās actually quite an accomplished actor.ā
āThatās one hell of a crasterful smile youāre sporting. Whatās the plan?ā