crizzlemas

The day of celebration where gazdeslingshot swiped his v-card

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Crizzlenack

A street name fo' crack we use down in Swood yo.

Crizzle: My mom was just talkin' to da fridge yo.
P to da Lizzle: Pssht. Yo mama on crizzlenack!

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Crack cocaine. Also known as rocks. It's a solid form of that wonderful white powder which the neighborhood nigger sells.

"Hey, ya wanna do some crizzles? All the other kids in our math class are doing crizzles. Come on Michaela, if you were cool you'd do crizzles."

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The day GazDeSlingshot swiped his v-card

ooooooo when crizzlemass came last year it was so gooooooddddd

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Joshua: Shit. I sure can’t wait for Chrizzlemas!
Clark: Same! Ill be damned if Santa doesn’t like my ket infused mince pies

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