1. (n) A lewd, vulgar crustacean-humanoid creature sent to destroy the Power Rangers, with the help of the Power Ranger doppelgangers known as The Grayside Gang. Hails from 25th and Broadway, and will repeatedly tell you so, until death. Wields a Long John Silver sword, and makes several references to sexual maneuvers during combat.
2. (n) Any person devoid of manners and etiquette, who likes to run their mouth and talk about potential sexual acts openly.
"Bitch, you better get your motherfuckin' mind right, I go by the name of GANGSTA CRIZZAB, and me and the Grayside Gang gonna fuck y'all in the ass!"
"Did that fucknuckle just talk about trying to do an alligator fuck house with that lady? Someone tell Gangsta Crizzab to go back to finishing school."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!