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Yo, I gots bounce to ma criznet!
criznet by NizzDogg's biggest fan! December 17, 2003
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A very cute and romantic couple they both love each other alot they are truly goals and nothing can make them break up there crizeth forever they miss each other alot during the day and when they see each other they try to make the most out of it the like to cuddle and flirt alot
Did you hear crizeth is real? Did you know when crizeth started?
crizeth by Morgan pryed February 25, 2018
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An invented word you say when you don't wanna say shit in front of class or a family member or something. Usually used on the area Hialeah and Miami.
OH CHIZNET! chongas
Chiznet by Ms.Chiznet October 16, 2008

Crizzete 

Crizzete is a girl who will always be there for you. Even if people are keeping her away from you because of your failures, she'll find a way to make you feel that you are loved, supported and wanted despite of the failures you have. She has the most beautiful smile of the girls you'll meet in your life and she could be that girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with and have children. If you have Crizzete, keep her.
boy 1 : you see that cute new girl in our physics class today?
boy 2 : Yeah she is probably a Crizzete.
Crizzete by troy6 June 7, 2021

crizette 

cool and pretty; loves money.
Crizette lol
crizette by Megan Sy June 8, 2021

Crizette 

cool af lady who loves money
Crizette is pretty
Crizette by Megan Sy June 7, 2021

crinetic 

Something that is characterized by rapid, dynamic or unexpected movement.
The fly started crineticly flying around the room, i couldnt catch it!
crinetic by UrbanDictionary324 March 21, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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