criteen

Noun- Slang for broads named Christine. Must emphasize the Crit and teen.

Criteen, gettcha ass ovah herr!

by Captain Fotch, Ph.D. April 21, 2007

cristeen

One of the hardest working women you will ever meet.. she can accomplish anything she puts her mind to.. very open in all ways!! However her mouth can get the best of her.. genuine and loyal to the end... unless you show her your a taker! She’s a heart person and so very extroverted and exuberant!! If you are lucky enough to meet a Cristeen, hold on and enjoy the ride!

Cristeen is awesome

by Ownlight May 22, 2019

critzen

a young man whos only thinks of his height and all woman laugh at his jokes.

what a fucking critzen, that bitch

by Drakofirefox November 17, 2020

Critensitive

A type of an emotional response that blends criticism, intensity, and sensitivity -- An emotional overreaction to perceive negative detail causing a fight or flight response.

I explained to Amanda that she was being critensitive in the ways she was describing her boyfriend's qualities.

by La Fabulousness March 20, 2022

crittenden county

Where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherfuckers and the other 1/2 try to fucking act like goddamn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. Oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.

You see them Crittenden County hoodrats walking today?

by hoodrathoochie99’ October 2, 2017

Joshua Crittenden

A future husband. Everything a girl could ask for. He's smart, sexy, and really good at math. One day he will get married to the woman who loves him most in this world. Even though he's leaving soon, you won't stop thinking about him, because he's your man. And no one is ever going to change that.

Oh you know Joshua Crittenden? Oh he's taken.

by HisFutureWifeCamilla June 6, 2011

crittenden

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)

jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃

by poopyheadjohn October 8, 2021