2 definitions by poopyheadjohn

crittenden

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)

jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃

by poopyheadjohn October 9, 2021

crittenden

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)

jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃

by poopyheadjohn October 9, 2021