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cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.
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cristofer by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009
Cris is the biggest dumbfuck of all time he is annoying sometimes but he is cool.
Wow that kid is such a cristofer sometimes
Cristofer by Eat that pussy445 March 13, 2017

cristofer drew 

1. singer of NEVERshoutNEVER 2. the cutest guy in the whole world 3. guy with an absolute amazing voice and awesome hair 4. kristina's future husband !
girl: Did you see that fine boy walking down the street?

kristina: yea. that's my man Cristofer Drew.
cristofer drew by hi_kristina March 19, 2009

crustomer 

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.
When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.
crustomer by nolan gray October 16, 2006

Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer 

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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