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crispton 

The fog steam \vapor \condensation\ smoke that comes out of your mouth when you exhale on a crisp winter night .
Yo Danny you could almost blow O's with all that crispton.
crispton by jandcrbooted November 20, 2019
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crisstonia

A very quite person on the phone but likes to talk in person. She is a girlfriend that won’t break up with you and instead will try to work it out and don’t take a word anyone says. She is pretty and fun to hang with. She is mad nice to you if you are on her good side but she can lock you out if you’re on her bad side. Even if she hates you she will still try to cheer you up.
I thought she wasn’t friends with that person anymore

She isn’t but she is a crisstonia
crisstonia by True man $$ February 23, 2020

CrispToast18966

A child. The definition of a child. Not much more to say, apart from a child. Also known as “Toastie”, or “Tost”, he loves turkey dinosaurs.

*it’s a joke toastie no offence
OMG, stop being such a CrispToast18966, your 60 for god sake!
CrispToast18966 by Arham Butt March 31, 2021
"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."
Criston by The incredibles October 20, 2012
Why do you come out with so much Cripton
Cripton by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

criptonic 

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.
dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today
criptonic by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

cristonta 

"Cristonta", is a nickname, most likely referred to girls called "Cristina". Every time Cristina does something, either is good or wrong, she is then named "Cristonta". Especially girls like cristina salom.
hey cristonta.. come over here!.
cristonta by Kellywasup November 26, 2019
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