1 definition by imalwaysrighttho

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.
dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today
by imalwaysrighttho December 10, 2014
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