cripmo

Someone who is not only crippled, but homosexual as well...

That Steve, I used to think he was just crippled, but now I realize he's a homo too...what a cripmo!

by bretschimming June 12, 2007

Criptocurrency

The currency used by the violent street gang known as the Crips, based in southern California. Also known as money or the US dollar.

I'm going to pay for this crack using criptocurrency.

by Doctor Wojak November 8, 2021

Crimophobia

The fear of loosing a 5,250$ weapon to a 550$ weapon on the Platform Called ROBLOX, and an experience called "Criminality".
This Phobia will lead to mental disabilities, Such as Depression, PTSD's, Anxiety, and in some very rare cases, The loss of Eye Sight.
If you do not want to have any of these side affects, do not play "Criminality" which is made by a fucking dirt bag of a developer.

I have severe case of Crimophobia, I cannot loose this AK, Grenade launcher kit.

by Phromes July 21, 2021

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

cripto

n. Potent marijuana. See crypto.

"Will you sell me some of that cripto, big smoker?"

by Nobody Fresh January 16, 2005

cripdom

A small, usually blue rubber device that functions and looks very similar to a condom but is about 10x smaller. Can be found in many first aid kits to stop the bleeding of lacerated or cut fingers. The cripdom is unrolled like a standard condom over these cuts. Innovative members of California's "Crips" gang have taken to using these devices as condoms for sexual interaction. Cripdoms are easily stolen from the local clinic's first aid stash and fits the gang members much more comfortably than store bought condoms which are usually too large.

BK Killa just got a shipment of cripdoms cuz...bongo party at tha nigga's house tonight fo' sho!

by Ballz-Loc January 27, 2008

crimocracy

A combination or acceptance of a governing party or relationship with the institutions as a fundamental datum, based on mafia style such as having a form of justice of its own and uses murder as a punishment and not as a crime.

I'd stay out of Russia or any other FSR (Former Soviet Republic) because their government is a crimocracy.

by Mattman85208 December 10, 2008