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crapmouth

1)someone who literally has crap in their mouth
2)Someone who says unneeded or useless words
3) Someone wiht colorful language all the time
4)Someone who lies constantly
Man, that guys eating shit, hes a crapmouth.
Why you say like after everyword, crapmouth?
"'All she does is say "You shit fucker, eat shit fuckface, you bitchass jerkoff!"' 'Damn, what a crapmouth!'
You said you'd pay me back the next day two months ago, an you still haven't paid. You such a crapmouth you little fucker!!!
by J-Wheezey December 16, 2004
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crapmouth

a disgustingly filthy mouth usually consisting of crooked rotten teeth and white pasty crust on the outer lips.
Holy shit Mike check out the crapmouth on that guy!
by Ty 323 March 9, 2007
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crapmostank

One of those words you can use in pretty much any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "crapmostank," and people will know exactly what you're talking about. At least in the south part of America.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a crapmostank", the act of caring about something.
4. An expression of surprise.
5. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
6. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
7. You lost your keys? Crapmostank.
8. CRAAAAP-MO-STAAAAAANK she's hot!
9. I don't give a crapmostank what you think!
11. You will be crapmostanked for doing that.
12. You're so rude! Crapmostank!
13. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: CRAPMOSTANK!!
Person 1: Tie the rope around his neck!
6 seconds later
Person 2: Crapmostank! The rope snapped!
by Jens Wedberg July 9, 2012
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Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!
by Titty McDick May 6, 2011
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crapmosphere

1) Bad social atmosphere

2) The atmosphere created by someone who's had a poo in a nearby toilet, and the smell has filtered throughout the whole house or general area

3) An uncomfortable social atmosphere created by a person who's farted in public (usually in a small, unventilated space).

Derived from this is the measure of unit: 'crapmospheric pressure'.
1a. Bethan caused a right crapmosphere at the wedding when she called the bride by the groom's ex-girlfriend's name.
1b. You wouldn't believe the crapmosphere after I called my boyfriend by the wrong name during sex the other night.

2. Hey- don't go on the second floor- Eleri just had a huge dump and created a crapmosphere!

3. "You can't fart in the car Carly! There's no way to get away from the crapmosphere!"
by Wilibums and Beaves January 6, 2010
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catmouth

The emote, :3
Catmouth is a fine way to teach our children about economical issues and government policies. :3
by Buttsechs McGee February 20, 2009
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crapmountain

Noun -

1) A literal mountain of shit.

2) A person who is characterized by speaking nonsense, totally unfounded bullshit and exaggerated statements.
Shut the fuck up and go take your place on top of crapmountain, you liar.
by Mattie b April 18, 2014
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