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Adjective
KREE-MO
Not to be trusted as authentic or true. Something that is so clearly in conflict with the official narrative that it flies in the face of all logic and critical thinking.

A reference to Robert Crimo III, the Highland Park mass shooter, who glows in the dark so brightly that he can be seen from space during daytime.
“You see that openly gay politician who claimed someone spray painted a homophobic slur on his campaign sign?”

“Yeah dude…it was in his own handwriting! Shit’s Crimo af…”

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“So the FBI says the lone gunman was firing six illegal model rifles, all with bump stocks, from six different windows, in two different hotel rooms, all at the same time? Nothing Crimo about that…”
Crimo by Rob B. W1CK3D July 5, 2022
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Crimo is an acronym for Creme De La Creme meaning “best of the best”. He is an Alpha male that usually strives at whatever he does and could be cocky about it sometimes. He is extremely stylish and could attract women with the blink of an eye.
I want to be the Crimo of dancers in my school.
Crimo by Thomas Kazim February 4, 2020
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Quite simply, a Christian emo. I don't know if you've ever met one. If you haven't then may the powers that be spare you from such a fate. If you know one, then you know the reason for my agression.

These are the kind of kids who try to be Metal, but can't because mum and dad won't let them, and so become shitty little teenyboppers.

Perfect targets for a Sparta Kick, due to their incessant whining.
Anyone who listens to All Time Low, Paramore, Shorstack etc. and tries to tell you about religion at the same time. Or something along those lines. You'll know 'em if you see 'em.

Everytime you masturbate, God makes a Crimo
Crimo by Mr.Slowbear August 26, 2010

il crimo 

Il crimo è la persona più chad, controllante e persuasiva dell'intero universo.
Se in qualsiasi momento lo incontri, non accettare nessuno dei suoi affari, non importa quanto siano belli. Il crimo è il contrario di Crimi.
"il crimo ti farà un patto che non potrai rifiutare"
il crimo by MARIANITA233 January 2, 2022

crimason 

One of the best and funniest content creators on an app called tiktok - who should be loved by all and the greatest person to ever exist.
‘Hey who’s that person that always puts a jungkook hashtag on his videos and why?’

‘Oh that’s crimason he’s super funny and he does it because #jungkook’
crimason by gabbz July 28, 2021

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.
The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

Dirty crime boy 

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy
Dirty crime boy by Alexsmp December 23, 2020
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