Chipmonk
The act of passing gas while receiving analingus that unexpectedly forces gas into the giving partners mouth and inflates their cheeks.
Chipmonk by MrMarkyMark April 6, 2021
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chipmonk
A small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
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Chipmonk Thump
When a chicks on her kneen's you give her a teebag and thump her on the forehead with your cock until she recives a cock size red mark.
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Retarded Chipmonk
A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Retarded Chipmonk by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009
The Chipmonk
When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!
The Chipmonk by bata00420 June 28, 2009
the frozen chipmonk
the frozen chipmonk by t master tony July 10, 2009
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