cripe

Variant of "Christ!" used as an cry of exclimation.

Ah cripe, I shit my pants again!

by turdburglar May 13, 2005

cripe

The Scottish pronunciation for "Crap" (Most of the time).

Aw cripe, I forgot my phone!

by wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbn October 19, 2017

cripe-o-mighty

What a person over 50 says when they are really pissed off at someone or something.

Cripe-O-Mighty, would you just eat something!

by Tporshin June 20, 2017

Cripe-Tight

A racecar, typically a non wing sprint car, that has under steer, or is tight

Tight racecars don't turn when you want them to. Also referred to as "pushing"
It's a common symptom that is easily corrected with mechanical input through various means.

Cripe-tight racecars are built and set up by one certain mechanic that thinks cars should carry the left rear entering the corner and forces the driver to over drive the car and make him uncomfortable.

"Man, did you see Kejon qualify? He was pushing like a dump truck on one end and biked hard on the other end"
"Yeah I did. It was hard to watch. He was CRIPE-TIGHT!"

by Racer271 November 15, 2014

cripe-a-diddy

A super squeaky clean non-swear word for people who do not swear.

When my dear aunt was very upset, she used to mutter under her breath, “well, cripe-a-diddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"

Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017

cripes almighty

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline

Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017