turdburglar's definitions

Paddlehands

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

DT

Dick Tease

Don't be a DT, Sarah, suck it or leave!

by turdburglar October 14, 2003

cripe

Variant of "Christ!" used as an cry of exclimation.

Ah cripe, I shit my pants again!

by turdburglar May 13, 2005