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cringyness 

the type of word you don't look up to see if its a real word
stop looking the word cringyness up richard
cringyness by scared mexican April 10, 2019
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Cringineer 

An engineer whose "feats" of engineering are cringe worthy. Similar to ghetto engineering or Jerry-rigging .
In an attempt to repair the broken helicopter rotor, the cringineer duct taped a fork to it.
Cringineer by Poe's_mom July 28, 2013

cringiest game ever

I hate fortnite it's the cringiest game ever

Cringies 

A condition in which you are constantly cringing and want to kill yourself due to being bombarded by cringy people and/or things.
Girl 1: Have you seen Miranda Sings show on Netflix?
Girl 2: You mean Haters Back Off?
Girl 1: Yeah, oh my god it's so cringy.
Girl 2: Agreed. It only took watching the first episode to give me the cringies.
Cringies by We_Feel_Fine March 31, 2017

Cringiest 

When something is so cringy that there can't possibly be anything more cringy on the entire planet
Dad jokes can be funny, but they are the cringiest jokes.
Cringiest by Dorkyknee February 5, 2017

Chingonesse 

It's like finesse, but mas chingon.
The crowd understimated the man's ability to chingonesse his way through the obstacles.
Chingonesse by Mac Daddy Lou January 19, 2020

caringness 

To whomever thought "caringness" was a word,
It is, in fact, NOT a word.
Maybe you meant "care."
You sound like an illiterate moron, i mean, how unbelievably dumb are you?
Please die.
Please.
If you thing "caringness" is a word you are, most likely, brain-dead.
caringness by hurrop December 30, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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