Cringineer
An engineer whose "feats" of engineering are cringe worthy. Similar to ghetto engineering or Jerry-rigging .
Cringineer by Poe's_mom July 28, 2013
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Chengineering
Simply put: clitoral hood engineering.
The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.
School of Chengineering. Enroll now!
The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.
School of Chengineering. Enroll now!
Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!
Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.
Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?
Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!
Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.
Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?
Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!
Chengineering by Tigga, please June 5, 2011
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Chengineer
A way of fixing something without doing it in the traditional, proper manner. WD40, gaffer tape or a hammer will fix almost anything. The war cry of the chengineer is: "If in doubt, give it a clout"
Chengineer by Andy Slag June 8, 2016
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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