cricky dicky 

Usually referred to someone with a small penis. A popular nickname in the states for a man with one ball sack.

I can’t believe I used to hang around with that cricky dicky!

cricky dicky by Aniyahdfk November 8, 2019

Slicky Ricky on the chicky dicky 

Little head job and lube on a transexual penis

Mate she did the ole slicky Ricky on the chicky dicky

Slicky Ricky on the chicky dicky by Yesmamsir November 30, 2022

Crick dick

Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.

His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.

Crick dick by Skullcrackers June 16, 2018

dick crick 

The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.

"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."

dick crick by milky bottoms June 30, 2012