inconvenient erection

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place
Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.
by GPA January 07, 2007
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norwegian tumble

It is pretty much just straight sex but it involves a lot of rolling around.
Hey Jim last week i brought home this blond scandanavian chick from the club, the bitch was the greatest norwegian tumbler id ever met. Then I finished off by giving her a hot carl to the face.
by GPA May 30, 2006
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cretan

Someone who is an idiot and lacks gravitas.
My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.
by GPA May 01, 2006
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