Definitions by GPA

inconvenient erection 

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place

Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.

inconvenient erection by GPA January 7, 2007

norwegian tumble

It is pretty much just straight sex but it involves a lot of rolling around.

Hey Jim last week i brought home this blond scandanavian chick from the club, the bitch was the greatest norwegian tumbler id ever met. Then I finished off by giving her a hot carl to the face.

norwegian tumble by GPA May 30, 2006

cretan 

Someone who is an idiot and lacks gravitas.

My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.

cretan by GPA May 1, 2006